2024 Happy New Year Funny Poem

Although the previously mentioned wishes are very important and always well received, another great idea is to make your wishes funny. We are all serious for the most part of our day, which can get people in bad moods, this is why seeing something funny will make any person happy.

Dad’s on a ladder.
Out hanging up lights.
Mom’s baking cookies,
And we’re having fights.
Grandma is wrapping.
Our gifts by the tree.
We keep on fighting,
My brother and me.
In two days, it’s Christmas.
All over our town.
But we won’t stop fighting.
Till Santa comes down.
Happy New Year!

My New Year Solutions, Not Resolutions.
This year I want to be a monkey.
Jumping from tree to tree.
Next year I can be a donkey.
Braying from sky to sea…
Every year I want to change.
And experience something new.
I wish I am something strange.
Like the disappearing due.
Wishing You a very Happy “NEW YEAR”.!

The gifts are wrapped.
The cookies baked.
My lipstick’s on.
My hair is raked.
The turkey’s done,
And so, the stuffing.
What’s left to do?
My thought is nothing.
Hurray, it’s Christmas.
Pour the wine.
For once, I’m finally
Done on time.
Happy New Year!

When the bells all ring and the horns all blow.
And the couples we know are fondly kissing.
Will I be with you or will I be among the missing?
Wonder whose arms will hold you good and tight.
When it’s exactly twelve o’clock that night.
Welcoming in the New Year.
Happy New Year!

Raindrops fall from the sky.
As blood drips from my eye.
The ground rips and resists.
As I cut open my wrists.
Sunlight fails to shine.
Darkness becomes my shrine.
Fire shoots up in the air.
As my soul I declare.

Happy New Year!

Thanks giving come but once a year,
It’s a time when families gather near,
To reflect and give thanks for those we hold dear,
We celebrate Christmas with parties and food…!”

With a new beginning and fresh start,
Full of inspiration and positive thoughts,
Let’s begin this year with an optimistic thought.

Gone are the days of regret and guilt,
Those rooms full of darkness.
It’s time to move with courage,
Full of confidence and hope.
Let’s begin this year with an optimistic thought.

Happy New Year 2024 to you,
May every great new day,
Bring you sweet surprises—-,
A happiness buffet,
Happy New Year 2024 to you,
And when the new year’s done,
May the next year be even better,
Full of pleasure, joy and fun.”

“In the New Year 2024,
we wish you the best year you’ve ever had,
and that each New Year,
will be better than the last,
May you realize your fondest dreams,
and take time to recognize and enjoy,
each and every blessing,
Happy New Year 2024,
And many more!”

“My Happy New Year wish for you,
Is for your best year yet,
A year where life is peaceful,
And what you want, you get,
A year in which you cherish,
The past year’s memories,
Full of bright expectancies,
I wish for you a holiday,
With happiness galore,
And when it’s done, I wish you,
Happy New Year 2024, and many more.”

Happy, Happy New Year 2024,
We wish you all the best,
Great work to reach your fondest goals,
And when you’re done, sweet rest,
We hope for your fulfillment,
Contentment, peace and more,
A brighter, better new year than,
You’ve ever had before.”

I Wish You Happy New Year 2024 Congratulations For Making It To A New Year.
May You Find Happiness This Year
As You Appreciate Beautiful Memories Of The Past Year
It Has Always Been My Prayer That You Succeed In Your Life.

“Keep the smiles,
Walk past the tears,
Forget your worries,
And look forward to the coming year,
A very Happy New Year 2024 To You!”